Short jokes

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

So you're the one!

What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?

What does NASA stand for?

Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.

When you have a bladder infection,

You're in trouble. 😜

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

He couldn’t find the right solution.

Why don't skeletons play music at the church?

Because they don't have any organs.

What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?

A heartless killer.

Children are like farts.

You can only tolerate your own.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.

What do you call a dead human?

A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?

My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?

Because he was dead.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.