Short jokes

We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.

Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.

Gun + Backpack = Fun!

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.

What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.

Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.

What do you call a cow you can’t see?

Camooflauged.

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?

It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.

Bread?