Short jokes

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?

Nothing, they both spout shit.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.