Short jokes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.