Short jokes
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
I found this at school.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Uwuuuuu
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Politics.
The last two presidents of the US.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
lmao why do people think they can fly?
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.