Short jokes
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailโit'll be delighted!
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Whatโs the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.