Short jokes
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
I like pepper.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!