Short jokes

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

No.

Then how did you put your foot in it?

What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.

Sugar Honey Ice Tea.

I FORGOT MY JOKE!

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."

I air.

What did the sea say to the sea?

Nothing, it just waved.

Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

Corn flake.

We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.

What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.

Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.

Gun + Backpack = Fun!

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"