Short jokes
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
I like my women how I like my fridge.
In the kitchen.
AP Chemistry.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
You're overreacting.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.