Short jokes

Short Jokes

Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

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If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.