I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.