Short jokes
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Pool table.
More jokes.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
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Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
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Me: My life.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"