Short jokes
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
Soy un chacho.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
What did the dog say to the other dog?
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
What did the mom say to the baby?
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
Dfhbbfd.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Pen15