Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
HKY FM? Hmm.
You are quite [something].
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
I don't know what to say.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!