Short jokes
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
TDS? More like STDs.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.