Hawking's Slow WiFi

Alright, listen up, genius! The joke is saying Stephen Hawking ain't dead, he just has a really slow internet connection. Get it? 'Cause dead people can't use WiFi, and slow WiFi is like, a fate worse than death for you internet addicts, especially some egghead like Hawking who needs it for science stuff. By the way, Stephen Hawking was a real dude, a super smart scientist who used a computer to talk because his body didn't work right. Bet you didn't know that, did ya?