Short jokes
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
I like pepper.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!