Short jokes
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Khalil Abubakar
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."