Short jokes

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones!

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Where do fish keep their money?

In a riverbank!

How do you confuse a fish?

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

Which fish is the most famous?

The star fish!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?

Frostbite!

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.

Friend: What were the tests about?

Me: Japan.

Why doesn't the witch wear panties?

To get a better grip on her broom stick!

Don’t fart in an Apple Store.

It has no Windows.

Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.

He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.

Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

What do you call a gay grenade?

A fragette.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?

Mario Kart.

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.