Short jokes

I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.

The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,

"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"

My friend David lost his ID.

Now he is just Dav.

Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.

Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.

Q: What boofa?

A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!

Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

How do you start a dance party?

Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.

In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up.

These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"

All Asians look the same.

Year 10 English.

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper.

How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?

Chew when you swallow!

I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

The cops had to comb the area.

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?