Short jokes
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Alex Hayermann.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears đ
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
PP in the poo poo.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
What is you you?
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean youâve consumed time?
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
Why canât you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!