Short jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
Xd.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Calculate my dick, virgins!
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Cereal.
I'm the joke, bitch.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.