Short jokes
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"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
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If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
What hangs low?
Balls.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.