Short jokes
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Alex Hayermann.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.