Short jokes
Let's taco about something.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Oofer.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Two nuns in a bath.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
¿Hola, quién es?
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.