Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Short Jokes
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
WALL-E
Follow me on Twitch at AKA_Benjamin.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
A burrito walked off a building.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
