Short jokes
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Let's taco about something.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Oofer.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I donāt want to spread it.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Two nuns in a bath.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
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