Short jokes

Short jokes

Toilet

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The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

Hand

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I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

Orphan

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What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.