Short jokes
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
U geiy haha lol.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Taylor.