How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Short Jokes
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What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Mo sal. F.
Bend over and spell run.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Riley Styler :)
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
