Short jokes
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Paki curry is shit.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!