Short jokes
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
ASDA.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I was gonna clean my room
before I got high.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
"Time"? More like waiting.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.