Ur dad is mad.
Short Jokes
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
Sam Gonzales
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Hi, how are you today?
What?
What picture is that?
How long is it?
Red hot 🥵
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
None of these jokes really took off.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
