Short jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don't care if she has one.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?
No more tears.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
So, no head?
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
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