Why did you say not to?
Short Jokes
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What is the address?
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
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My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
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I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Ur dad is mad.
