I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Short Jokes
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Ahhhhhhh!
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
You just made a Mist-ake.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Game of Thrones season 8.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
