How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Short Jokes
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Taig
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
