Short jokes
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
"Baaad boy."
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
There is no joke.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
hg is cool.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.