Dave's Orphanage Welcome

The humor comes from the dark twist on the idea of an orphanage. Instead of caring for children, it implies that the orphanage is actively acquiring them through a rather disturbing process where they are essentially created for the orphanage to take in, suggesting an unnatural and unsettling origin.

• Orphanage
• Dave
• Adoption
• Family
• Child
• Help

• When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
• Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
• Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
• Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?" Or, "Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"