I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Short Jokes
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
People generalize others too much.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Yeeeeeeeet!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
Callum Coulter
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I have no legs.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
