Short jokes
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
One word. Creeper.
My bumper sticker says: "đź‘‹FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
Uranus floats around in space.
Uranus spins on its side.
Uranus is blue.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Uranus has 27 moons.
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said, "Na Br O."
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
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Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.