Short jokes
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.