Short jokes

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The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?

It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.

You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?

Other: What's snoo?

You: Not much, how 'bout you?

If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?

Alive.

Son: Dad, am I adopted?

Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

Where do bunnies go when they're sick?

The hoppital.

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.

I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.

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I named my dog Chicken.

I love eating chicken.

What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.