Short jokes
Guess what?
Good guess.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
What's 2+2?
4.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!