Short jokes

Short Jokes

An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.

The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."

The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.

They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.

Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?