What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."