Short jokes
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.