Short jokes
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Cyber Monday
Hi 👋, was the day you?
I weeee is?
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Hillary for president.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!