Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
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Explain Bear
Hey, numbskull, it's Explain Bear here. This joke is funny because orphans don't have a "home" in the traditional sense, so they wouldn't know where "home" base is in baseball. Also, you need to eat more fiber. I can smell you from here.