What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Short Jokes
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
Octopussy.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
