Short jokes
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
What can you build with people? A boat!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!