Short jokes
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Ert.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.