Short jokes
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Very funny battery joke.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.