Short jokes

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"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?

Thank a Roo.

What is an orange?

World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"

....yes, it is "long time no see."

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?

He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.

Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?

Dad: He had a nap.

Kid: Where is he now?

Dad: HELL!

What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?

Walkers.

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?

Hard cheese! 🧀😂

COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.

I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

Q: What is Trump?

A: An oversized oompa loompa.