Short jokes
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
"Have fun at school night" is what?
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
What time eeeeeee?
Be nice.
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.