Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Short Jokes
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
So I was walking.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Hodor.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
We don't read backwards.
