Short jokes
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
There once was a commie called Ed. Usually known as Ned. He went to bed, Got shot in the head, Unfortunately now he was dead.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ahh, the coronavirus!
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
My dad just comes and goes.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"