Short jokes
What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.