Short jokes
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
I don’t love being bored.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
I love going to sleep at night.
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Steven Hawking
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.