Short jokes
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.