Short jokes
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"