Short jokes
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Ouch!
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."