Short jokes

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Rabbit poop is cereal.

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.

Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

What is ioooooooo?

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

She chews before she swallows.

Why are feminists jealous of men?

Because men don't have to stand up to piss.

Why do feminists eat so much pussy?

To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.

Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?

What kind of experience does a feminist have?

Being a bitch.