Short jokes
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.