Short jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
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Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?