Short jokes
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.