What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Short Jokes
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Adriano loves life.
