Short jokes
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.