Short jokes

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

What's the same about boxes and children?

They're both found in basements.

Why did Ama cross the road?

To find his dad.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?

Ama

The world is a freaking rape joke.

Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

I've seen too many of them get elected.

Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?

Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.

How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?

Go to the junkyard.

What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?

Hard shoulder.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

Hi dude!

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.