Short jokes
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
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In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!