Short jokes

Hey guys, I use toilet paper.

Hey guys, it's an alien!

Hey guys, it's cake time!

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

Up your pp with a piece of crap!

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

"Yesssss Massager!"

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

Dam, my balls itch like hell.

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍

What do gay people and mice have in common?

They both hate pussy cats!

Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?

Because he can't sign the parent's signature.

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

Your hairline!

What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.

Silence...

And then at last she spoke...

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.

Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!

What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.